Special O.K.

Special K Red Berries and skim milk and hazlenut coffee. Can you just feel the health?

I don't know if it's health that I'm feeling, since I was up half the night, tossing and turning, my dog peed on my bed, and I had to sleep on a towel at 3:30am. And I still got up and went to the gym. If this is health I'm feeling, it kind of feels like shit.

Bagel Sunday

Everything bagel with veggie cream cheese, whitefish salad on the side (my family is Jewish, what can I say?), and rain forest nut coffee. We are both seriously going on diets tomorrow, so I figured I might as well get what I want. My breakfasts are going to be healthy from now on, I promise.

Leggo My Eggnog Coffee

Yogurt Burst Cheerios (Vanilla) with skim milk. The eggnog was in my coffee, not in my cereal. It was eggnog flavored coffee too, so it was a double-blast of noggocity.

It's Saturday, which is a great, since my breakfast yesterday was about the only good thing that happened to me that morning. I found myself unwittingly in the middle of a power struggle between two higher-ups that ultimately had nothing to do with me. Except for the fact that after being encouraged by my boss to make more decisions without his input, I made a decision based on input from the other party, and it was apparently the wrong decision. My boss took it out on the other party, who I guess was perceived as sticking her nose in where it didn't belong, or, even purposely and subtly persuading me to do the exact opposite of what my boss wanted. I corrected it immediately, but a flurry of tension and snotty emails ensued. Bleh. This morning is much better, probably because I'm still in my pajamas, and about to go play Super Mario Galaxy.

Eggsactly Cheesy

Yeah, not the healthiest option, but it's Friday. And we haven't started our diets yet. The new year began in the middle of the week-- who starts a diet on a Wednesday? It's blasphemy.

Brrrr!

Have we relocated to the arctic circle? This is freaking ridiculous! The thermometer in my car said it was 18 degrees when I left for work this morning. More oatmeal, if only so that I can hold the cup to warm my hands.

Back to Work

Fast, pretty healthy, and tasty too.

Happy 2008!

Ok, so one day after starting this blog, I already forget to take a photo of my breakfast. Which is a shame, because I think it consisted of some leftover Italian bread with ICBINB, and some Christmas cookies. I wasn't hungover, because I opted to drive home last night and had just a few glasses of sangria (which I made, and was very good, thank you very much) during the festivites at my sister's house.

Anyway, since I didn't take a picture of my actual breakfast this morning, and I also don't have a hangover, let's pretend for a moment that I did and I do. Luckily, I have a picture of my typical hangover breakfast! (Which just goes to show that I already had the odd habit of taking cell phone pictures of my food for no apparent reason. I now have a reason, at least.) Put on your yummy pants!

Yes, that is a bagel with cream cheese and Cool Ranch Doritos. Crunchy-creamy-salty-ranchy goodness. You can't see the side of orange Gatorade that accompanied it, but I assure you, it was there. It's got electrolytes, you know.

Should I be at all concerned that this looks kind of good to me right now?